Reincarnation Requires Government Approval

I've got nothing against the Chinese people, but I've got a lot against their government.  The Chinese government has just passed Japan as being the world's second largest economy, but that only half scares me.

Apparently, Buddhist Monks have been notified that, in order to be reincarnated, they have to have government approval.  I thank God I live in the United States where we have a Bill of Rights.

 The Bill of Rights for the United States of America:

The Bill of Rights for China:

Thanks to Penn and Teller for that joke in this excellent skit.