Naked Burglar

So a guy in either his boxers sometimes, sometimes naked, I think, took some food and napkins from a Florida retirement community.  Seriously, if he will steal this stuff in these conditions, doesn't he deserve them?

See, this is charity.  If this man had these small staples before, there'd be no reason why they now have to disinfect the clubhouse for the next several days without any rest...... that's what I'd do if John Malkovich's look-alike took food in the buff from my retirement clubhouse.

Or is that Michael Stipe?  Concerning the crime, it's probably Stipe.