Charlie Sheen Mentally Anguished

Charlie Sheen is set to sue CBS for $320M over 'mental anguish'.  "All Sheen has right now is time and money to destroy that little f- -k," a source told The New York Post concerning Chuck Lorre, creator of '2 1/2 Men'. "Charlie's like a samurai warrior."

Meanwhile OCD-Ryan has learned, from the same source, that Samurai Warriors abused drugs and alcohol and suffered mental breakdowns with ladies of the evening in ancient hotel suites quite frequently.

T-tomorrow we.... go in.... innnnnnnnnto batatatle, we won't let 'em stopopebopop us from cell..... celebratin' our COLUMBUS DAY!