Case of the Stolen Hair!

In Brazil, it is apparently both a crime and possibility for someone's hair to be stolen.

There are alternatives to curing baldness.

Nowhere is Safe from Strange Weapons

Imagine standing in line at DQ waiting for a blizzard when a woman comes in threatening everyone with a grenade!  Or how about waiting for your large, 2-topping stuffed crust at Pizza Hut when along comes an angry customer with a sword.  The world is just a dangerous place when it comes to little-used crazy-people weapons.

What do you mean you only serve Coca-Cola products?!



What Has Obama Done!?

All I can really say is, why does this president love making enemies out of our closest allies?  Obama announced he wants to have Israel go back to its' 1967 borders taking Palestine's side.

For those of you who do not know the possible implications here, this would mean that the old city of Jerusalem would be lost.  For Christians reading this, imagine this being lost: 

David's Tomb (also known as the Cenacle of Jesus Christ, based on Acts 1:13) which includes the Upper Room, site of where Christ washed His disciple's feet, site of the Last Supper, some resurrection appearances of Christ, and the gathering of the disciples after the Ascension of Jesus Christ); the Mount of Olives (where Christ wept over Jerusalem, where He taught and prophesied to His disciples (Matthew 24–25), including the Olivet discourse returning after each day to rest (Luke 21:37), where He went on the night of his betrayal (Matthew 26:39), the Garden of Gethsemane, and where Christ Ascended to heaven (Acts 1:9-12); the Garden Tomb, and The Western Wall, among other Holy sites.

If you actually think Palestinians would allow you to see these sites with protection against terrorists, then there's probably something strange about your way of thinking.

No doubt that Israeli PM Netanyahu is pretty much not happy with this endorsement.  Some in Israel compared Obama's planning to Arafat's.

I'm not happy about this, I can say that much, and I will say that I stand with Israel.

More Calls for American Revolution

Some guy and an old lady (I think) here in this radio talk show are calling for an American revolution because of how evil they think America is.  Of course I doubt they will get their way since most people are sane (at least, that's what I'm hoping) but, this is just an example of what's going on out there, and what's being said.  More and more calls for a revolution are, well, scary, regardless of where they come from.

Cat Win

Disadvantages to owning a cat have been their litter stinks really bad, they overpopulate almost as bad as rats, their fur gets everywhere, they enjoy puking on your things, and now you can add they like to maul you if you make them mad.

I must say, however, this is not making the case the kill your cat to wear at a lady gaga concert.

DON'T scare this thing!

Man Finally Shaves After OBL Dead

A teacher who vowed not to shave on 9/11 until bin Laden was captured and/or killed can now shave. In both an awkward, interesting and kinda nasty demonstration, he shaved his almost 10-year-old beard, and got some razer burn since he forgot how to shave (almost).

Long beard wasn't gross - shaving it off as a public display is.

Forget gold! Get a REAL investment!

Sorry for being gone for so long.  I'm back, with helpful financial advice.

BARBIE BUBBLE! from EIT! on Vimeo.

This Could be McBad!

McDonalds is warning that, due to food inflation, it may have to raise the prices of some of its' products.

Pictured is, possibly, Glenn Beck investing in McDonald's, before inflation!

Is Twitter Destroying Your Brain?

Tweets, apps, updates, and the online world could be baking your mind into a slimy mush.  Did you seriously need scientists to tell you this?

No Need to Get Arrested Over Spilled Milk

A middle-school'er refused to clean up milk he had spilled and then, when told to wait for school officials to deal with him individually, ran through the kitchen and hallways until caught, which then he attempted to kick and fight. There is no report if he was crying over the spilled milk wakawaka.

Half of Meat May Be Infected!

Half of the meat you buy at your local supermarket may be infected with the staph germ.  Don't eat it raw.

If only they had listened.

Teachers' Group Hearts Cop Killer

The California Teachers Federation, a branch of the AFL-CIO, has adopted a resolution to support Mumia Abu-Jamal, a man who shot multiple times and killed a Police Officer, during a routine traffic stop.  That's higher education for you.

That's the logic of big Unions.  The guy kills a cop, people see it happen, all of the evidence proves he did it, but he should be teaching moral values to your kids.

New World Order Excludes USA

So, I'm not sure if this is a good or bad thing, but there's a new world order emerging that does not include us.  This may PO the Prez and Senate but, I dunno, I like the sound of it.

Is he out of it?

If You're In Boston, They Could Be Watching!

Thermal cameras issued by the city of Boston could potentially see through walls and into people's homes.  If you're in Boston, they may be watching you.  The ACLU put up their terror dukes and 'raised concern' meaning they were going to go after the city if they didn't do their bidding.

SEIU Implements Economic Terror Plan

The SEIU's storming of WA Capitol and invading the governor's office is implementing economic terrorist Steve Lerner's (who, as stated earlier, is STILL in the SEIU even though he is an economic terrorist) plan exactly.

This only shows how huge unions and 'community organisations' such as SEIU and ACORN are a clear and present danger to the United States.

Deep Dark Secrets of Google Revealed

What is Google hiding?  What information they could have on you, world leaders, classified documents, UFO's, untested biological technology for DNA research, whatever else, has possibly been revealed in a new book detailing the creepy company's research into creepy goings-on.

Watch out, Google may already know your favourite bookstore.

Marxists / Socialists / Unions Call For VIOLENT Revolution

There are those who do, or did, call for peaceful protests.  It would seem that this isn't the case any more between socialists and unions.

To take a somewhat serious note on this, I think this video sums up what unions are about.

Klepto(?) Steals Courtroom's Gavel

The report didn't say anything about the man having an addiction to randomly taking things that didn't belong to him, however when someone steals a gavel from a court room, there's a problem.

The suspect was not the law.

Scavenger Cuts Internet To Whole Country!

A 75-year-old woman from Georgia, who was scavenging for copper, accidentally cut the line providing internet service to all of Armenia.  Not much else I can add to that.

The Case of Healthy Insomniac

Normally insomnia is a problem.  For a small amount of the population, however, it's no problem at all. They fight sleep the same way Chuck Norris gargles peanut butter.  They just don't need it and get by fine without it.

How about 20-hour energy, FOR FREE?

Feds Investigate Investigative Journalists!

The fed operative was pretending to be a journalist in the 1990's, according to a recently declassified memo from the FBI labeled 'secret'.  Sorry ABC, I guess they forgot that 'freedom of the press' thing.

FBI busy making guacamole!

Working Long Hours Can Kill You

Do you love working long hours?  Are you a complete workaholic?  Turns out that workaholicism could be more dangerous to your health than alcoholism.  So think about that next time you sign up for overtime.

Working long hours has done wonders for this guy.

UFO's aren't Always UFO's

People stared at the sky, someone taking a video with a cell phone.  Was earth being invaded? Was this the end?  No, they were sky lanterns for Child Abuse Awareness.

We're here for ingrown toenail support!

Dems Search Senator's and Family's Med History

Sen. Scott Brown, a republican in the very blue Massachusetts, has been harassed by Democratic Senatorial Campaign Committee to provide them with health insurance info of not only him, but his family too.

Really, the issue is a scary one, and from the DSCC's statement on the issue, one that involves harassing the Senator more than getting medical information.  “Obviously, the commission has made a mistake. Now Brown is trying score cheap political points to distract from his record, voting in lock step with Republicans in Washington, D.C.,” said spokesman Matt Canter.  “Brown votes with the Republican establishment 98 percent of the time, and that makes him out of step with Massachusetts".  That's not surprising, considering Sen. Brown is a Republican and, logically, is going to be voting with his own party, and I don't think it's out of step with the voters since they voted him in.

I think what makes more sense is what Larry Sabato, Director of the Center for Politicals at the University of Virginia said:  "The big picture is that Scott Brown is virtually the only Republican senator of the 10 up for re-election that could possibly be vulnerable.  "The Democrats have got to dig up some dirt because they don’t have any alternative.”

Seems the state is being frighteningly militant here.

 I dunno if we can vote for a guy with that kinda medical history.  How's about a refill for the liver?

Foreign Banks Tapped Most From Gov't, Bernanke Kept it Secret

$33.5 billion to a bank based in Brussels and Paris.  $24.5 billion to a bank based Germany.  70 percent of the $110.7 given in October 2008 went to foreign investors  "when use of the program surged to a record".  Is it that foreign interests are too big to fail at the cost of the United States?

As this article reports,  "In an April 2009 speech, Bernanke said that revealing the names of discount-window borrowers “might lead market participants to infer weakness.”"  YOU THINK?  I think Rep. Ron Paul put it better when he said, “The American people are going to be outraged when they understand what has been going on.”

 If he had his way, he wouldn't have to be forced to be honest I'd imagine.

Crazy NYC Weatherman's Warning for Missing Snake

Earlier I reported on how a snake at the Bronx Zoo got out and they couldn't find it. Now this weatherman has a crazed threat against that snake.  Motha nature's gonna get you snake.  Oh, and they caught the snake.

Cobra Commander predicts a 90% chance of VICTORY, with a slight chance of precipitation.

Media Matters Lies About Glenn Beck

Earlier I reported on how Media Matters was taking up a war against Fox News (which, by the way, the term warfare was used by them).  It turns out that their 'Stop Glenn Beck' division lied.  MM posted a story by Beck basher Angelo Carusone that said that Beck's website boasting that it had over 400 affiliates wasn't accurate, saying it was time for Glenn Beck to update his website.

However, Business Insider disproved that.  Though Beck has lost affiliates, Carusone did not mention affiliates that the Glenn Beck program ADDED, keeping their numbers above the 400 affiliates.  Oh well, better luck tricking the public next time George Soros.

 

I'm sure you are.

What Did They Know About Napolitano's Clothes?

What did they know, and when did they know it?  A note in someone's response that the Department of Homeland Security is not giving out stuff they should under the Freedom of Information Act stated that cuss words used against Sec. Napolitano's clothes were not political in nature.

Cuss out this attire a-- hole.

Are Cell Phones Scary? Is a Spy In Your Pocket Scary?

For their defence, it would probably be required to know where you are at all times if they're going to give you the best service possible, but can we come to some sort of agreement that this is just a tiny bit frightening?  Cell phone companies, and people who can either tap into or hack them, know where you are, at all times, as long as you have that thing on and it's on your person.  Between August 31, 2009 to February 28, 2010, a German Politician discovered his cell phone had recorded, and saved, where he was 35,000 times.

If you're a criminal this may also be very annoying, as law enforcement can now track criminals.  Go a bit further and, if you're the paranoid type, really anyone can hack the system and see where you are, which could be a problem for stalking victims.

It's alright.  It's the future.

EPA Says Radiation Found in Milk

Though they say it's far below harmful levels, the EPA says it's found radiation in US milk.  Does this mean we should eat more chicken?

No argument.

What Politicians Say When No one's Listening

What politicians say when they THINK no one's listening.  I'd have put that in the title but I didn't think it'd fit.  Sen. Charles Schumer (D-NY) told a group of fellow Senators to label GOP spending cuts as 'extreme' (see, extreme makes it sound extreme).  It's what the caucus told him to do.  What they didn't tell him was that the media was listening in.  Oops.

Ok, ok, email NBC. Say he meant those tea party people, it's their fault.  I knew I shouldn't have taken this intern work!

Building Climber Climbs Tallest Building in World

Alain Robert, a guy who has climbed more than 70 buildings, has climbed the world's tallest building in Dubai, United Arab Emirates, which stands over 2700 feet tall.  Take that fear of heights!

Can't be like everyone else and just climb rocks can you?

Economic Terrorist STILL In SEIU?

Earlier I posted a blog about the United States economy being targeted by a former SEIU member who is now an economic terrorist.  Now, according to his blog, ACORN founder Wade Rathke has stated that the terrorist in question hasn't left the huge union at all:  "Lerner has not been “fired” by SEIU as they report.  He was placed on paid leave last fall to think through his contribution to the union, but was certainly present at the recent international executive board meeting."

 When it comes to economic terrorism, trust ACORN.

NYC Bronx Zoo Misplaces Deadly Snake

The Bronx zoo is missing a deadly cobra snake.  It was unaccounted for when doing snake roll call, which could only strike into the imagination visions of horror or hilarity, depending on where you are.

An elite force has been sent to capture the snake.

Soros, Media Matters doing Guerrilla Warfare?

So it would seem, according to their own statements, that Media Matters, largely funded by liberal advocate and billionaire media mogul George Soros, is in an all-out campaign of “guerrilla warfare and sabotage” aimed at the Fox News Channel and CEO Rupert Murdoch, and will be "trying to disrupt his commercial interests".  Apparently Soros and his media empire have a thing against free speech.

The thing is, MM's founder David Brock (who rakes in $300k a year) is applying to become a 501(C)(3) tax-exempt educational foundation with the IRS (I guess this guy is all about taxing the rich so long as it isn't him being taxed).  The problem here is that the application asks, "Do you support or oppose candidates in political campaigns in any way?" which he would be require to answer yes since he's said that Fox News is the "leader" of the Republican Party.  I suppose this would mean that MM is breaking federal law.  That's cool I guess since Soros, who doesn't seem to like America and prefers China's way of doing things, with his billions is able to pay off some pretty powerful people.

"Today China has not only a more vigorous economy, but actually a better functioning government than the United States."  -George Soros

Facebook Making Kids Depressed?

To give the gigantic social media site some credit, the article talks about kids who already are having social issues but yet, it would seem that Facebook could make your child even more depressed than they already are.

Giving your doctor more reasons to put your kids on anti-depressants.

Radiation at Fukushima Reactor 10M Normal!

BBC reported today that "Radioactivity in water at reactor 2 at the quake-damaged Fukushima nuclear plant has reached 10 million times the usual level, company officials say."

It's also being reported that workers trying to cool them have been evacuated.

Gaps In US Radiation Monitoring

Part of the nation's radiation monitoring system that was suppose to keep us alert of possible radiation exposure from Japan's fallout has shown to not work right.  That's what you get for trusting your government I guess.

What could possibly happen?  Wisconsin protester angry!  Me smash capitol building!

Fears Rise in Japan Not Buying US Debt

This is already a question I raised (I think) but, with all of the problems Japan is facing, the world's third largest economy and the 2nd largest holder of US debt could stop buying and start selling our debt that keeps our economy afloat.  I wouldn't hold any type of anger against the Japanese if they did that - they just went through a major catastrophe that's causing even more problems, and they have to try and fix all of it.  The mere fact that the question is even questioned gives serious worry concerning how much our economy relies on how much other countries invest in our monetary system.

Ali-G, since you're from Europe I'd suggest changing those to euro symbols.

Is Obama Clueless or Blameful? - You Decide!

Pres. Obama has now claims that he didn't inform Mexico of US gun smuggling across the border under an op known as “Operation Fast and Furious” because.... um, he didn't know about it.  When asked whether he knew of the weapon smuggling plan, Obama responded that it is - are you sitting down? - “a pretty big government” with “a lot of moving parts.”

 I'm looking for an a-- to blame that isn't mine!

President Locked Out of White House!

This video, which has gone somewhat viral, shows an awkward situation where the president goes to open and door and finds it locked.  Then he walks to find another door.  Of course everyone is making a big deal about it.  Making a big deal about how the president was locked out.  My opinion (whoever may care about it) is that this makes him look human.  The president doesn't freak out and start punching holes in the windows, screaming, or even grabbing hold of the hood of a limo of his presidential motorcade as it sped up going 100mph.  Nope, he just walks over and finds another door.

Was it YOU who locked the door on me, 'cus I'm looking for an a-- to kick.

Obama Keeping Nobel Peace Prize

There was no doubt of it, however Pres. Obama has defended his stance on Libya and why he should keep his Nobel.  “....we’re not invading a country, we’re not acting alone – we’re acting under a mandate issued by the United Nations Security Council in an unprecedented fashion and with unprecedented speed,” said the president.  Huh.  You can almost hear Pres. Bush saying those same things.

Pres. Obama admitted that being the commander-in-chief of two wars and receiving the Nobel Peace Prize was somewhat of a contradiction.  Another contradiction?  Alfred Nobel invented dynamite.

Allies in Disarray and Mission Unclear in Libya

With Germany pulling their forces out of NATO, the coalition against Libya has practically fallen apart.  The costs and the mission on whether Gadhafi is the target is unclear and, while all of this is happening, leaders of other nations are criticising Pres. Obama, demanding that he be stripped of his Nobel Peace Prize.  This is not to mention criticism from the home front, where fellow Democrat lawmaker Dennis Kucinich (you know, the annoying guy who always tries to run for prez) is seeking Pres. Obama's impeachment, and that annoying hairy guy who makes movies no one watches is also calling for Pres. Obama to return his Nobel Prize.  Unfortunately, this may have caused the Obamas to stop their vacationing sooner than planned.

Darn country to run

Restoration at Nuke Disrupted, Radiation Fears in Tokyo

Efforts to restore cooling functions at a Fukushima Daiichi nuclear plant was stopped on Wednesday due to smoke being seen rising from the plant.  It's said the smoke has decreased but radiation fears in Tokyo remain pretty high as officials warn not to give babies in Tokyo tap water, and Chief Cabinet Secretary Yukio Edano "urged residents of areas under the wind from the plant to stay indoors and avoid exposure to air as much as possible as a precaution, while official advisories are for people within a 20-kilometer radius to evacuate and within 20 km to 30 km to stay indoors."

In the meantime, this cartoon concerning nuclear power plants pooping all over the place helps explain to kids what's going on.

US Under Threat Of Terrorism.. Economically?

A former SEIU official has been caught on tape planning (with a group of other like-minded people) the demise of the United States economy by attacking one of her largest banks in May of this year.  "The only way to achieve their goals, therefore--the redistribution of wealth and the return of "$17 trillion" stolen from the middle class by Wall Street--is to "destabilize the country.""

 Economic hippies

92-Year Old Woman Goes Ballistic After Denied Kiss

92-year-old Helen Staudinger may not have killed anyone, but once again she proved that old people can be very violent if they don't get their way.  After being denied a kiss from someone 39 years younger than her, she went to his house and fired some rounds.

I wouldn't kiss her either.

VIDEO: Russian Snow Control Methods

Not exactly sure what they wanted to accomplish but my best guess is they're trying to get snow off of this mountain, except they do too good of a job.

Man Shows Up To DWI Trial With Beer

Really.  That's what happened and I'm not sure I can add much to it.

If you're thirsty, grab a Billy!

Pizza Shop Tells Robber No Money, Already Robbed

A pizza shop had to break the news to a would-be robber that he had arrived late.  Someone else had already robbed them.

Too bad Pizza Iron Man wasn't there

Did Charlie Sheen Bi-win?

Some website I've never heard of before today is saying that CBS wants Charlie Sheen back. Sorry if this is a popular website and I've never heard of, oh wait I'm making this post about me when it should be about Charlie Sheen.

They may take my kids, but they'll never take my TWO AND A HALF MEN!

Flying Fish Found Fried

It'd just be awkward if this was the first time this happened, but it happened February of last year.  Hundreds of miles from any lake, in a small piece of of Australia, fish fell from the sky.  Not only did they fall from the sky, they were also fresh.  "These fish were alive when they hit the ground," said Local Aged Care Centre co-ordinator Christine Balmer.

 The good news is, they were fresh for consumption!

They're Always After Me Charms

You can do anything you like with silver.  You can make jewellery with it, you can make little statues with it, you can use it in wiring, but if you flatten it then make it round, you've gone too far.

You can even eat it until your skin turns blue.

If a Gameshow Told You To Jump Off of a Bridge.....?

That's exactly what this game show will tell its' contestants to do, but not if they win.  Only if they loose.  It's not exactly being tossed off a bridge though, more along the lines of "being flown away strapped to the wing of a biplane, shot out of a cannon, pushed off the top of a moving semi-truck, dragged underwater by a one-ton anchor or yanked off a dock by a speedboat."  You know, stuff like that.

 Sir, are you sure you don't want to run for governor of California instead?

Pothead Heeds Dr. Phil's Warning

Too bad this Dr. Phil was actually in his head, telling him of an alien invasion that was happening near his home.  When he was pulled over by the police, that's the story he gave after crashing his car several times, and that he was racing to save his girlfriend from doom.

 Not to be confused with UFO Phil

Old Lady Warns of Cut Due to Cut

The FBI made a visit to a woman in her 80's after she made threats to, um, castrate a politician.  Lesson learned is that PO'ed old people are not only scary but creepy too.

Some things never get old.

Penny Pincher Pays Powerful Bill.... sorta

A man walks into a bank, and tries to make his credit card payment of $6,500 in pennies.

No punchline because it's not a joke.

Don't swim in this form of payment, you don't know where it's been.

Dumb thing to do on a Smart Phone

You can do a lot of cool stuff with a smart phone.  Just try not to pretend to be the police.

You can pretend to be Sting and the Police with a karaoke ap.

Feel Like a Complete Looser?

Yeah, no worries because this video will make you feel like more of one. While you're sitting in front of your computer, probably in PJ's and eating Doritos, this girl can balance 15 books on her head whilst solving a Rubik's cube and reciting pi to the 100th digit.





I know what you're thinking. You'll be a winner some day, things are going to change you can feel it.

Mars Needs Sugarmoms

Risk can be good.  There is some risk, though, that is just plain ridiculous, sort of like someone firing a shotgun at random cars expecting not to be arrested.  So, when Disney makes a really cute movie, they shouldn't make another a couple of months later that is really more creepy-looking than cute, having the celebrity in the movie being Seth Green and is competing with Disney's arch nemesis, Nickelodeon, and their movie with the celebrity in that being Johnny Depp.  Seth Green, kinda creepy, a month or two after a really cute movie from the same studio, going up against Johnny Depp, really cool looking movie, fresh from Nick that has no other competition.

Yup, there's taking risks, and not thinking, and for that, Disney deserves this movie to be one of the biggest box office bombs in all of history.

Hey mom and dad, I'd much rather go see the sweaty fat guy instead of the gunslinger lizard!

The Burger King's Speech

Burger King's chief exec sorta proved he wasn't good at talking when he said that British women were ugly and their food sucks.  Bernardo Hees (yup, that's his actual name) apologised for his comments.

Look lady, I think you're ugly as sin.  Just sayin'.