What Politicians Say When No one's Listening

What politicians say when they THINK no one's listening.  I'd have put that in the title but I didn't think it'd fit.  Sen. Charles Schumer (D-NY) told a group of fellow Senators to label GOP spending cuts as 'extreme' (see, extreme makes it sound extreme).  It's what the caucus told him to do.  What they didn't tell him was that the media was listening in.  Oops.

Ok, ok, email NBC. Say he meant those tea party people, it's their fault.  I knew I shouldn't have taken this intern work!