This is it, We're All Going to Die

Mankind has now opened the doors of the 6th mass extinction, scientists say.

Quotes the AFP, "....in the last five centuries, at least 80 out of 5,570 mammal species have bitten the dust."

So live it up now and smoke 'em if you got 'em.

Fat Spiderman thought by being a superhero, this entitled him to at least one species.  There is nothing fat Spiderman can do to help us now.