Ride the FL Turnpikes, Get Detained

Imagine riding down one of Florida's beautiful toll roads when you realise all you have is a $20.  So you roll up to the booth and the guy in the Hawaii shirt says he needs to see some ID.  All because you're paying the toll with a 'large bill'.  Then imagine contacting the DOT for Florida only to find out there is no official policy for this.  This is what happens in Florida.  Florida toll booths are out of line!  It is illegal and immoral!  They are oppressing the people!  They are tyrants!  Where can I get one of those shirts?

The uniform of the oppressors!