Crazy NYC Weatherman's Warning for Missing Snake

Earlier I reported on how a snake at the Bronx Zoo got out and they couldn't find it. Now this weatherman has a crazed threat against that snake.  Motha nature's gonna get you snake.  Oh, and they caught the snake.

Cobra Commander predicts a 90% chance of VICTORY, with a slight chance of precipitation.

Media Matters Lies About Glenn Beck

Earlier I reported on how Media Matters was taking up a war against Fox News (which, by the way, the term warfare was used by them).  It turns out that their 'Stop Glenn Beck' division lied.  MM posted a story by Beck basher Angelo Carusone that said that Beck's website boasting that it had over 400 affiliates wasn't accurate, saying it was time for Glenn Beck to update his website.

However, Business Insider disproved that.  Though Beck has lost affiliates, Carusone did not mention affiliates that the Glenn Beck program ADDED, keeping their numbers above the 400 affiliates.  Oh well, better luck tricking the public next time George Soros.

 

I'm sure you are.

What Did They Know About Napolitano's Clothes?

What did they know, and when did they know it?  A note in someone's response that the Department of Homeland Security is not giving out stuff they should under the Freedom of Information Act stated that cuss words used against Sec. Napolitano's clothes were not political in nature.

Cuss out this attire a-- hole.

Are Cell Phones Scary? Is a Spy In Your Pocket Scary?

For their defence, it would probably be required to know where you are at all times if they're going to give you the best service possible, but can we come to some sort of agreement that this is just a tiny bit frightening?  Cell phone companies, and people who can either tap into or hack them, know where you are, at all times, as long as you have that thing on and it's on your person.  Between August 31, 2009 to February 28, 2010, a German Politician discovered his cell phone had recorded, and saved, where he was 35,000 times.

If you're a criminal this may also be very annoying, as law enforcement can now track criminals.  Go a bit further and, if you're the paranoid type, really anyone can hack the system and see where you are, which could be a problem for stalking victims.

It's alright.  It's the future.

EPA Says Radiation Found in Milk

Though they say it's far below harmful levels, the EPA says it's found radiation in US milk.  Does this mean we should eat more chicken?

No argument.

What Politicians Say When No one's Listening

What politicians say when they THINK no one's listening.  I'd have put that in the title but I didn't think it'd fit.  Sen. Charles Schumer (D-NY) told a group of fellow Senators to label GOP spending cuts as 'extreme' (see, extreme makes it sound extreme).  It's what the caucus told him to do.  What they didn't tell him was that the media was listening in.  Oops.

Ok, ok, email NBC. Say he meant those tea party people, it's their fault.  I knew I shouldn't have taken this intern work!

Building Climber Climbs Tallest Building in World

Alain Robert, a guy who has climbed more than 70 buildings, has climbed the world's tallest building in Dubai, United Arab Emirates, which stands over 2700 feet tall.  Take that fear of heights!

Can't be like everyone else and just climb rocks can you?

Economic Terrorist STILL In SEIU?

Earlier I posted a blog about the United States economy being targeted by a former SEIU member who is now an economic terrorist.  Now, according to his blog, ACORN founder Wade Rathke has stated that the terrorist in question hasn't left the huge union at all:  "Lerner has not been “fired” by SEIU as they report.  He was placed on paid leave last fall to think through his contribution to the union, but was certainly present at the recent international executive board meeting."

 When it comes to economic terrorism, trust ACORN.

NYC Bronx Zoo Misplaces Deadly Snake

The Bronx zoo is missing a deadly cobra snake.  It was unaccounted for when doing snake roll call, which could only strike into the imagination visions of horror or hilarity, depending on where you are.

An elite force has been sent to capture the snake.

Soros, Media Matters doing Guerrilla Warfare?

So it would seem, according to their own statements, that Media Matters, largely funded by liberal advocate and billionaire media mogul George Soros, is in an all-out campaign of “guerrilla warfare and sabotage” aimed at the Fox News Channel and CEO Rupert Murdoch, and will be "trying to disrupt his commercial interests".  Apparently Soros and his media empire have a thing against free speech.

The thing is, MM's founder David Brock (who rakes in $300k a year) is applying to become a 501(C)(3) tax-exempt educational foundation with the IRS (I guess this guy is all about taxing the rich so long as it isn't him being taxed).  The problem here is that the application asks, "Do you support or oppose candidates in political campaigns in any way?" which he would be require to answer yes since he's said that Fox News is the "leader" of the Republican Party.  I suppose this would mean that MM is breaking federal law.  That's cool I guess since Soros, who doesn't seem to like America and prefers China's way of doing things, with his billions is able to pay off some pretty powerful people.

"Today China has not only a more vigorous economy, but actually a better functioning government than the United States."  -George Soros

Facebook Making Kids Depressed?

To give the gigantic social media site some credit, the article talks about kids who already are having social issues but yet, it would seem that Facebook could make your child even more depressed than they already are.

Giving your doctor more reasons to put your kids on anti-depressants.

Radiation at Fukushima Reactor 10M Normal!

BBC reported today that "Radioactivity in water at reactor 2 at the quake-damaged Fukushima nuclear plant has reached 10 million times the usual level, company officials say."

It's also being reported that workers trying to cool them have been evacuated.

Gaps In US Radiation Monitoring

Part of the nation's radiation monitoring system that was suppose to keep us alert of possible radiation exposure from Japan's fallout has shown to not work right.  That's what you get for trusting your government I guess.

What could possibly happen?  Wisconsin protester angry!  Me smash capitol building!

Fears Rise in Japan Not Buying US Debt

This is already a question I raised (I think) but, with all of the problems Japan is facing, the world's third largest economy and the 2nd largest holder of US debt could stop buying and start selling our debt that keeps our economy afloat.  I wouldn't hold any type of anger against the Japanese if they did that - they just went through a major catastrophe that's causing even more problems, and they have to try and fix all of it.  The mere fact that the question is even questioned gives serious worry concerning how much our economy relies on how much other countries invest in our monetary system.

Ali-G, since you're from Europe I'd suggest changing those to euro symbols.

Is Obama Clueless or Blameful? - You Decide!

Pres. Obama has now claims that he didn't inform Mexico of US gun smuggling across the border under an op known as “Operation Fast and Furious” because.... um, he didn't know about it.  When asked whether he knew of the weapon smuggling plan, Obama responded that it is - are you sitting down? - “a pretty big government” with “a lot of moving parts.”

 I'm looking for an a-- to blame that isn't mine!

President Locked Out of White House!

This video, which has gone somewhat viral, shows an awkward situation where the president goes to open and door and finds it locked.  Then he walks to find another door.  Of course everyone is making a big deal about it.  Making a big deal about how the president was locked out.  My opinion (whoever may care about it) is that this makes him look human.  The president doesn't freak out and start punching holes in the windows, screaming, or even grabbing hold of the hood of a limo of his presidential motorcade as it sped up going 100mph.  Nope, he just walks over and finds another door.

Was it YOU who locked the door on me, 'cus I'm looking for an a-- to kick.

Obama Keeping Nobel Peace Prize

There was no doubt of it, however Pres. Obama has defended his stance on Libya and why he should keep his Nobel.  “....we’re not invading a country, we’re not acting alone – we’re acting under a mandate issued by the United Nations Security Council in an unprecedented fashion and with unprecedented speed,” said the president.  Huh.  You can almost hear Pres. Bush saying those same things.

Pres. Obama admitted that being the commander-in-chief of two wars and receiving the Nobel Peace Prize was somewhat of a contradiction.  Another contradiction?  Alfred Nobel invented dynamite.

Allies in Disarray and Mission Unclear in Libya

With Germany pulling their forces out of NATO, the coalition against Libya has practically fallen apart.  The costs and the mission on whether Gadhafi is the target is unclear and, while all of this is happening, leaders of other nations are criticising Pres. Obama, demanding that he be stripped of his Nobel Peace Prize.  This is not to mention criticism from the home front, where fellow Democrat lawmaker Dennis Kucinich (you know, the annoying guy who always tries to run for prez) is seeking Pres. Obama's impeachment, and that annoying hairy guy who makes movies no one watches is also calling for Pres. Obama to return his Nobel Prize.  Unfortunately, this may have caused the Obamas to stop their vacationing sooner than planned.

Darn country to run

Restoration at Nuke Disrupted, Radiation Fears in Tokyo

Efforts to restore cooling functions at a Fukushima Daiichi nuclear plant was stopped on Wednesday due to smoke being seen rising from the plant.  It's said the smoke has decreased but radiation fears in Tokyo remain pretty high as officials warn not to give babies in Tokyo tap water, and Chief Cabinet Secretary Yukio Edano "urged residents of areas under the wind from the plant to stay indoors and avoid exposure to air as much as possible as a precaution, while official advisories are for people within a 20-kilometer radius to evacuate and within 20 km to 30 km to stay indoors."

In the meantime, this cartoon concerning nuclear power plants pooping all over the place helps explain to kids what's going on.

US Under Threat Of Terrorism.. Economically?

A former SEIU official has been caught on tape planning (with a group of other like-minded people) the demise of the United States economy by attacking one of her largest banks in May of this year.  "The only way to achieve their goals, therefore--the redistribution of wealth and the return of "$17 trillion" stolen from the middle class by Wall Street--is to "destabilize the country.""

 Economic hippies

92-Year Old Woman Goes Ballistic After Denied Kiss

92-year-old Helen Staudinger may not have killed anyone, but once again she proved that old people can be very violent if they don't get their way.  After being denied a kiss from someone 39 years younger than her, she went to his house and fired some rounds.

I wouldn't kiss her either.

VIDEO: Russian Snow Control Methods

Not exactly sure what they wanted to accomplish but my best guess is they're trying to get snow off of this mountain, except they do too good of a job.

Man Shows Up To DWI Trial With Beer

Really.  That's what happened and I'm not sure I can add much to it.

If you're thirsty, grab a Billy!

Pizza Shop Tells Robber No Money, Already Robbed

A pizza shop had to break the news to a would-be robber that he had arrived late.  Someone else had already robbed them.

Too bad Pizza Iron Man wasn't there

Did Charlie Sheen Bi-win?

Some website I've never heard of before today is saying that CBS wants Charlie Sheen back. Sorry if this is a popular website and I've never heard of, oh wait I'm making this post about me when it should be about Charlie Sheen.

They may take my kids, but they'll never take my TWO AND A HALF MEN!

Flying Fish Found Fried

It'd just be awkward if this was the first time this happened, but it happened February of last year.  Hundreds of miles from any lake, in a small piece of of Australia, fish fell from the sky.  Not only did they fall from the sky, they were also fresh.  "These fish were alive when they hit the ground," said Local Aged Care Centre co-ordinator Christine Balmer.

 The good news is, they were fresh for consumption!

They're Always After Me Charms

You can do anything you like with silver.  You can make jewellery with it, you can make little statues with it, you can use it in wiring, but if you flatten it then make it round, you've gone too far.

You can even eat it until your skin turns blue.

If a Gameshow Told You To Jump Off of a Bridge.....?

That's exactly what this game show will tell its' contestants to do, but not if they win.  Only if they loose.  It's not exactly being tossed off a bridge though, more along the lines of "being flown away strapped to the wing of a biplane, shot out of a cannon, pushed off the top of a moving semi-truck, dragged underwater by a one-ton anchor or yanked off a dock by a speedboat."  You know, stuff like that.

 Sir, are you sure you don't want to run for governor of California instead?

Pothead Heeds Dr. Phil's Warning

Too bad this Dr. Phil was actually in his head, telling him of an alien invasion that was happening near his home.  When he was pulled over by the police, that's the story he gave after crashing his car several times, and that he was racing to save his girlfriend from doom.

 Not to be confused with UFO Phil

Old Lady Warns of Cut Due to Cut

The FBI made a visit to a woman in her 80's after she made threats to, um, castrate a politician.  Lesson learned is that PO'ed old people are not only scary but creepy too.

Some things never get old.

Penny Pincher Pays Powerful Bill.... sorta

A man walks into a bank, and tries to make his credit card payment of $6,500 in pennies.

No punchline because it's not a joke.

Don't swim in this form of payment, you don't know where it's been.

Dumb thing to do on a Smart Phone

You can do a lot of cool stuff with a smart phone.  Just try not to pretend to be the police.

You can pretend to be Sting and the Police with a karaoke ap.

Feel Like a Complete Looser?

Yeah, no worries because this video will make you feel like more of one. While you're sitting in front of your computer, probably in PJ's and eating Doritos, this girl can balance 15 books on her head whilst solving a Rubik's cube and reciting pi to the 100th digit.





I know what you're thinking. You'll be a winner some day, things are going to change you can feel it.

Mars Needs Sugarmoms

Risk can be good.  There is some risk, though, that is just plain ridiculous, sort of like someone firing a shotgun at random cars expecting not to be arrested.  So, when Disney makes a really cute movie, they shouldn't make another a couple of months later that is really more creepy-looking than cute, having the celebrity in the movie being Seth Green and is competing with Disney's arch nemesis, Nickelodeon, and their movie with the celebrity in that being Johnny Depp.  Seth Green, kinda creepy, a month or two after a really cute movie from the same studio, going up against Johnny Depp, really cool looking movie, fresh from Nick that has no other competition.

Yup, there's taking risks, and not thinking, and for that, Disney deserves this movie to be one of the biggest box office bombs in all of history.

Hey mom and dad, I'd much rather go see the sweaty fat guy instead of the gunslinger lizard!

The Burger King's Speech

Burger King's chief exec sorta proved he wasn't good at talking when he said that British women were ugly and their food sucks.  Bernardo Hees (yup, that's his actual name) apologised for his comments.

Look lady, I think you're ugly as sin.  Just sayin'.

OP-ED: Why Justin Bieber Really is a Monster

I know many might get angry at the very words 'Justin Bieber', but, isn't he the nemesis of such things as Disney and Nickelodeon? The very personification of manufacturing that represents them, only he was not a part of the huge labs that THEY work from, that THEY are responsible for? It's like a Michael Creighton novel. Some monster that man created except, it got away. Anyway, here's him being shot in CSI.

Quentin Tarantino's Fear of Parrots?

It goes without saying that he may not make a pirate movie any time soon.

"On a daily basis defendant's macaws ... emit blood-curdling screams at random intervals for 7 to 8 hours each day," the suit, filed in the Los Angeles Superior Court, contends concerning Tarantino's neighbour's parrots. "Nearly every day, Mr Tarantino and others in his home are subjected to the macaws' obnoxious pterodactyl-like screams, which are not only startling, but have also seriously disrupted Mr Tarantino's ability to work as a writer in his home."

Perhaps Creepiest Fanboy Found

Man has 82 tattoos of Julia Roberts. Not all of them are pretty women.

 THIS Roberts needs Oscar revoked

Situation in Japan

Our prayers are with all of those effected by the Japanese earthquake.

May God be with all of those in Japan.

If Someone Told You To Jump Off a Bridge....?

..... would you?  Apparently this kid did.  The kid was not attempting to commit suicide but jumped off the Golden Gate Bridge on a dare.  Said kid survived with minor injuries except for a major case of WTF WERE YOU THINKING?!?! as he could face criminal charges.

Choose your role models wisely

Before Becoming Most Powerful Bully, Obama was Bullied

Before Pres. Obama became the most powerful bully in the world, he shared how he was bullied as a child.

Before being given the nuclear codes, the president got hold of his feelings

Angry Man Gets Hold of Internet

Stephen Andreassen has made history as the first man in Great Britain to be jailed for using an internet blog to stalk a woman.

35 to be exact, in which he used to insult his ex of 1 month.

The guy certainly looks sane enough

Intruder and Homeowner Both call 911

It was reported that the intruder told police he had just broken into a home Monday evening when the owner arrived – and the caller was worried the homeowner might have a gun.

Accompanied by his two German Shepherds, the homeowner found the intruder and asked what he was doing in the house. That’s when the stranger locked himself in a bathroom and phoned police.

This is what each had to say.

Food Fighters?

These kids and their crazy goings on today.

Ok, if it's in LA, it's probably gonna get messy.

Says CBS, "One kid, holding a cat (or a small puppy), even drops the animal and starts flailing at another youth. You can’t make this up!"

 Puppy punk-a%# smack down!

NYC Teen Arrested in Hamster Slaying

A NYC teen has been arrested for killing a hamster.  At first I thought that was kind of silly until I read:

"The 19-year-old is accused of choking and squeezing the 4-ounce hamster and throwing it on the floor. It was then thrown across the street."

 Witness saying "Aw sh#*!!" then proceeded to act out said feelings of the crime on a city street.

Chrysler Tweets F-bomb

A Twitter Tweet from Chrysler was sent, saying, “I find it ironic that Detroit is known as the #motorcity and yet no one here knows how to f**king drive."

Chrysler quickly took it down and replaced it with one saying the account had been compromised.

Meanwhile, everyone wondered what the problem was.  The content of the tweet was completely accurate.  Perhaps we all need a vacation to Cleveland, as it is not Detroit.

Haircut Horror!

Halfway through getting his haircut, David Davis (pictured) stood up and stabbed someone with a pair of scissors (not his barber).  The victim was taken to a hospital for treatment.

Authorities aren't certain about Davis himself, but his haircut is bipolar

The Happiest Man in America

This is the happiest man in America:

According to the Gallup Poll people, the man pictured above (Alvin Wong, with wife Trudy Schandler-Wong) is a tall, Asian-American, observant Jew who is at least 65 and married, has children, lives in Hawaii, runs his own business and has a household income of more than $120,000 a year.  This, according to them, is what qualifies you to be the happiest man in America.

During the phone conversation, Mr. Wong said, "This is a practical joke, right?"

Charlie Sheen Machete Incident

According to TMZ Sheen climbed atop a building and waved a around a, in their words, MASSIVE machete, while drinking a bottle of Tiger Blood.

Perhaps as scary but not as dangerous

2.4 Percent of World Bipolar

As it turns out, the condition may be extremely undertreated on a global basis, according to a study reported on Monday.

Not biwinning

Gadgets Getting People no Sleep!

Remember in that one episode of Star Trek The Next Generation, the crew all were playing this 'the game' and Wesley had to fight it?  No?  Ok, remember in Tron 2 where they only slept for, maybe, 2 minutes out of the movie?

Anyway, our gadgets are keeping us up.

You complain about sleep, Marvin here says he doesn't get to sleep, all he does is work

'Up' House is Real!

Hey guys, maybe we should work on finding the cure to some disease, or making the world a better place. Naa, let's build that house from Up!

Charlie Sheen's bi-winning day!

First his kids are taken from him and now Warner Brothers fired him.  Sounds like a real bi-winner to me!

If you strike me down I shall become more powerful than you could possibly imagine.

Overhead Compartment not for Babies

A Virgin Blue flight attendant placed a baby in an overhead compartment while playing a peek-a-boo game with the baby's dad involving the compartment.

The mom said of the incident,  "I was devastated. I was absolutely devastated.  I was crying. My husband was in shock. For days on end I was crying. He won't leave my sight now. He sleeps with me. If I'm not in the same room as him, he will scream and yell 'Mum, mum, mum'."

The child was 17-months old.  Her and the dad are now estranged.

While some babies are locked in the overhead compartments, others fly the plain.  Booyah.

End-Of-World-Roadtrip

2012 is not the end of the world, according to some people in a caravan.  It's May 21st, 2011.

A driver of the tight caravan said of the formation driving, "I hope the Rapture is smoother than this."

OCD Ryan would like everyone to know that he is very much a Christian and would like to say that the guy saying this also said the end would be on September 6, 1994.

Whilst Flying, Beware of Bathroom Bandit

Yes it is possible that someone could crawl through the bathroom in an aeroplane and take something out of the cargo, such as $238,000.

Not applicable to all passengers.

Ride the FL Turnpikes, Get Detained

Imagine riding down one of Florida's beautiful toll roads when you realise all you have is a $20.  So you roll up to the booth and the guy in the Hawaii shirt says he needs to see some ID.  All because you're paying the toll with a 'large bill'.  Then imagine contacting the DOT for Florida only to find out there is no official policy for this.  This is what happens in Florida.  Florida toll booths are out of line!  It is illegal and immoral!  They are oppressing the people!  They are tyrants!  Where can I get one of those shirts?

The uniform of the oppressors!