Case of the Stolen Hair!

In Brazil, it is apparently both a crime and possibility for someone's hair to be stolen.

There are alternatives to curing baldness.

Nowhere is Safe from Strange Weapons

Imagine standing in line at DQ waiting for a blizzard when a woman comes in threatening everyone with a grenade!  Or how about waiting for your large, 2-topping stuffed crust at Pizza Hut when along comes an angry customer with a sword.  The world is just a dangerous place when it comes to little-used crazy-people weapons.

What do you mean you only serve Coca-Cola products?!



What Has Obama Done!?

All I can really say is, why does this president love making enemies out of our closest allies?  Obama announced he wants to have Israel go back to its' 1967 borders taking Palestine's side.

For those of you who do not know the possible implications here, this would mean that the old city of Jerusalem would be lost.  For Christians reading this, imagine this being lost: 

David's Tomb (also known as the Cenacle of Jesus Christ, based on Acts 1:13) which includes the Upper Room, site of where Christ washed His disciple's feet, site of the Last Supper, some resurrection appearances of Christ, and the gathering of the disciples after the Ascension of Jesus Christ); the Mount of Olives (where Christ wept over Jerusalem, where He taught and prophesied to His disciples (Matthew 24–25), including the Olivet discourse returning after each day to rest (Luke 21:37), where He went on the night of his betrayal (Matthew 26:39), the Garden of Gethsemane, and where Christ Ascended to heaven (Acts 1:9-12); the Garden Tomb, and The Western Wall, among other Holy sites.

If you actually think Palestinians would allow you to see these sites with protection against terrorists, then there's probably something strange about your way of thinking.

No doubt that Israeli PM Netanyahu is pretty much not happy with this endorsement.  Some in Israel compared Obama's planning to Arafat's.

I'm not happy about this, I can say that much, and I will say that I stand with Israel.

More Calls for American Revolution

Some guy and an old lady (I think) here in this radio talk show are calling for an American revolution because of how evil they think America is.  Of course I doubt they will get their way since most people are sane (at least, that's what I'm hoping) but, this is just an example of what's going on out there, and what's being said.  More and more calls for a revolution are, well, scary, regardless of where they come from.

Cat Win

Disadvantages to owning a cat have been their litter stinks really bad, they overpopulate almost as bad as rats, their fur gets everywhere, they enjoy puking on your things, and now you can add they like to maul you if you make them mad.

I must say, however, this is not making the case the kill your cat to wear at a lady gaga concert.

DON'T scare this thing!

Man Finally Shaves After OBL Dead

A teacher who vowed not to shave on 9/11 until bin Laden was captured and/or killed can now shave. In both an awkward, interesting and kinda nasty demonstration, he shaved his almost 10-year-old beard, and got some razer burn since he forgot how to shave (almost).

Long beard wasn't gross - shaving it off as a public display is.

Forget gold! Get a REAL investment!

Sorry for being gone for so long.  I'm back, with helpful financial advice.

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